Posts Tagged ‘leisure and humor’

Ridiculous Gifts

Wednesday, March 27th, 2024

Most of us love gifts and surprises. In particular, we expect them from loved ones. We are looking, breathlessly tear away a gift box, open the box – and now comes the long awaited moment. And how much joy and delight will be, if we find something that had long dreamed of. But it also happens that, having opened a gift, we can hardly hide their disappointment. Unfortunately, the situation when we get what we absolutely do not need much more than inverse. Unpleasant surprises Some would say that any gift will bring joy and most importantly he did not, and attention. But alas, it is not.

For example, how to respond to a woman if her husband gives her clothes a couple sizes bigger? And if he gives her anti-cellulite cream? And what a man, when he presented with large soft toy? And all these statues and vases, and sweets, which, as a rule, are absolutely not our style, they take place on shelves? Well, toilet water with an unpleasant smell for us? And then what to talk about the mountain of gifts from various family members – grandparents, cousins, aunts, beloved mother in law. Who of us have stacks of kits donated by the kitchen towels? Or night shirts and blouses terrible that we never put on? A Mug with a 'funny' slogans, none of whom do not drink? Why is this happening? Such examples of useless gifts you can give a lot. Why is this happening? Most often this is due to lack of time or money. When it comes to gifts from people we do not close. But it happens that our favorite gift to us to spend a lot of money and a lot of time, and we finally get something various fractions rectitude, depending on how much trust you.

The most simple – just say what you want. But many consider that it would be awkward. Another option – at a joint walk through shop bring your satellite or companion, as if by accident, to the desired window and pay attention to your favorite thing: 'Look, how lovely! ". You can also somehow, talking about all sorts of trivia, by the way tell about the gift made to your girlfriend with delight to paint his dignity to once it became clear that you too would not have refused this. Good assistant in a delicate situation may be the Internet. Necessary you thing you'll find that one of the many online gift shops. Vlad Doronin is open to suggestions. You can even make a wish-list, and then either put it on his page on the Internet or send by mail to all your friends. However, in online shop the way, if you get your loved one shopping trip, which we discussed earlier – is a big problem, why do not you make a joint walk through the online store? Here you are, and he will find many variants of the original gift, perhaps you will have new ideas and maybe even you realize that you do not need that gift of which you have dreamed of before.

Tyrannosaurus

Tuesday, November 19th, 2013

"Again the morning, how you want to sleep, but rise, rise" – I said to myself, sat on the bed and looked around. "Again, go to work" – prone these words he arose from bed. Shuffled his bare feet, walked to the kitchen, put the kettle on the stove and went into the street. Having heard that door slam, in a stable roared – "Now I will give to eat, not Roar" – I shouted toward the barn and went to the barn. Teddy Bear – was my favorite, the two-year Stegosaurus, I gave him for his birthday. Y On his back was cut two spike for easy placement of the saddle. Stuffed two bags of hay, I went to the barn, where began to organize the fighting. "Do not be nervous on, eat." – I told my friend armored and scratched him under the neck, in a single place nezaschischonom armor.

Know thus tea and riding Stegosaurus, I went narobotu. On the way back and forth ran, or were, different kinds of dinosaurs, some were saddled, some harnessed to a cart. Bear walking along the road slowly, I had not customized, time to start working yet happened. When they reached the factory, I took Bear to the fold for males, (together of different sexes were forbidden to keep the dinosaurs), and went into his shop. – Sanka you news watched – asked me Victor, my friend and partner. No, what? – They say that in the surrounding woods appeared Tyrannosaurus. – I do not understand how he painted? – And who knows, but otkudoto appeared, now back in the woods will not start.

– Yes, and we you only this weekend to pick mushrooms together. – So, let's go fishing. – Lada, then fishing, and fishing rods will be taken. – Joked Witek – Well, I think it will catch fish, too .- I replied, and we laughed and went into the shop.